Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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