how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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