Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The best revenge is premature balding
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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