Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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