Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
