Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
