once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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