Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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