I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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