a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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