i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
