Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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