The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Shame is for Republicans.
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