How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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