I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
