He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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