You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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