His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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