Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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