The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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