Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Come on in and take your pants off
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