doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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