I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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