I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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