i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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