doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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