He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Watching her eat just hurts me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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