any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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