Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm both gender and math confused
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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