hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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