You work out of a Hotel?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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