I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
