Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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