ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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