you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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