Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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