jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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