so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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