hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
True strength comes from lack of pants
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize