No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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