Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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