Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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