did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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