i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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