I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How does it feel to date your dad?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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