Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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