he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
