I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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