whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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