we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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