No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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