Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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