awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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