Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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