They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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