Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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